Only Fox On: Cheney's Overnight Demands
The Smoking Gun shows off VP Dick Cheney's 'rider' for his "Downtime Suite." It's all decaf and Fox for the most powerful second-in-command in US History.
Cheney does like his suite at a comfy 68 degrees. And, of course, all the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel (what, you thought he was a Lifetime devotee?). Decaf coffee should be ready upon his arrival along with four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite. And when Cheney is traveling with his wife Lynne, the second family's suite needs an additional two bottles of sparkling water. Mrs. Cheney's H2O should be either Calistoga or, curiously, Perrier, a favored beverage of French terrorism appeasers.
Dick Cheney's Suite Demands - March 23, 2006
posted by Jimbo Trout @ Thursday, March 23, 2006
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